TOO FUNNY! NEW MOVIE VAMPIRES SUCK!

We have added the trailer

for 20th Century Fox's forthcoming 'Twilight' spoof movie 'Vampires Sucks'. The film is directed by parody movie veterans Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Scary Movie, Meet the Spartans).

The film stars Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, Matt Lanter, Charlie Weber and Chris Riggi. 

Opening this weekend

Despicable Me
 A master villain planning the world's biggest heist has just met his greatest challenge: three little girls named Margo, Edith and Agnes.

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  Predators A group of elite warriors realize they've been brought together on a distant planet to be systematically hunted by alien Predators.

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  The Kids Are All Right Annette Bening and Julianne Moore are moms whose lives are turned upside down when their kids seek out their birth father.

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  [REC] 2 A terrifying virus takes hold of a quarantined apartment building, turning the occupants into mindlessly violent beasts.

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  Winnebago Man Documentary tracks down Jack Rebney, whose hilarious Winnebago sales video outtakes made him an internet superstar.

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Carrie Underwood Gets Married This Weekend

Carrie Underwood will wed her Ottawa Senators hockey beau Mike Fisher in a luxe ceremony this weekend.
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The two will walk down the aisle Saturday, July 10, in Georgia.

After about a year of dating, Fisher, 30, popped the question last December with a 12-carat ring worth about $800,000. "We're both obviously excited and very happy," Fisher said shortly after.
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Underwood, 27, hired a wedding planner, but also ironed out many of the details herself.

"I bought a lot of magazines and am cutting out pictures," she told UsMagazine.com in January. "I have a folder and I cut out pictures and glue them in. It’s in kind of a binder thing."

Her dream dress is "pretty traditional, maybe with flowers on it -- not like real flowers!" she joked to Us.
PHOTOS: Celebs' gorgeous wedding photos

Though she was envisioning a small ceremony, "I don't see that happening," she admitted. "There are so many people. He has a huge family; they’re all really close. My family is big, but we're not that tight-knit. His is about three times the size of mine."

Fisher was tasked with coordinating the honeymoon.
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"[Planning] that was Mike's project," she said at the CMA Fest last month. "It's a surprise. I have no clue where we are going, which is nice. I know it will be warm, that's about it."

Bachelorette Jillian, Ed Split!

It's over!

Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski, who proposed on The Bachelorette, have called off their engagement, the new issue of Us Weekly reports.
PHOTOS: Check out the biggest Bachelor splits ever!

"I love him and I'm really sad, but I have to look out for me," Harris, 29, tells Us.

Adds Swiderski, 30, "We're both kind of resetting. Jillian isn't happy and I'm definitely sad about the whole thing, but we've got to work through some things on our own if we decide to move forward."
PHOTOS: Bachelorette bikini bodies
Last August, Us exclusively revealed that Swiderski juggled two girlfriends while wooing Harris on the fifth season of the ABC show (and even slept with one after proposing to Harris, but before the finale aired).
VIDEO: Watch Vienna call Jake "the biggest liar I have ever met in my life!"

"There's bumps on the road, and we don't always deal with them properly," Harris told Us in early June. "Our life is not always perfect."

Betty White Becomes a Pin-Up Girl at 88!

She may be 88, but that's not keeping Betty White from posing in a pin-up calendar!
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The Hot in Cleveland star poses with shirtless, hunky men in a calendar to raise money for her fave charity, Morris Animal Foundation. The group, of which White is a trustee, helps promote health and welfare research for animals and wildlife worldwide.
The $12.99 calendar hits stores this September; it features a mix of new and archived photos of the star.
VIDEO: Watch Betty White's Snickers commercial
White has been in the midst of a career resurgence since appearing in a hilarious Snickers ad that aired during the Super Bowl. Her sitcom, Hot in Cleveland, was renewed for a second season after just one month on the air, and her Saturday Night Live appearance in May was one of the highest-rated episodes of the season.

World Cup Soccer Studs! DELISH!!!!

Carlos Bocanegra (USA)

The single defender is known for his hard work ethic on the field. "We play scrappy, we play hard," Bocanegra has said. How does the 31-year-old defender handle attention from the ladies? "It's nice," the team captain has said. "It's flattering."

 

Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)

The single forward's hot body recently landed him an underwear campaign with Emporio Armani. Off the field, the Portugese superstar has been linked to Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. "I'm living the dream, and I never want to wake up," Ronaldo has said.
 

Fernando Torres (Spain)

The 26-year-old striker married longtime girlfriend Olalla Dominguez Liste in 2001. The couple welcomed their first daughter, Nora, in July 2009.
 

Kaka (Brazil)

After a swimming accident threatened to paralyze the 28-year-old a decade ago, the Brazilian midfielder fought to become the biggest international success since Pele. "Every opportunity that presents itself, my main object is to conquer and be victorious," he has said.
 

Landon Donovan (United States)

The 28-year-old player is currently separated from his wife, Rules of Engagement star Bianca Kajlich. In June, reports surfaced that he fathered a child out of wedlock with an unidentified British woman. "If I need to take responsibility, then I will provide the appropriate support," Donovan said.
 

Manuel Neuer (Germany)

The goalkeeper, 24, is affectionately called "Ducky" by fans. To date, he's totaled 11 saves during the 2010 World Cup.

 

Roque Santa Cruz (Paraguay)

Standing tall at 6'2", the 28-year-old striker has played for four separate teams throughout his career. "Every player wants to have the opportunity to play in Europe and play for the bigger clubs," he has said.

 

Steven Gerrard (England)

Married to British fashion journalist Alex Curran since 2007, the 30-year-old midfielder is also the proud father of daughters Lilly-Ella, 6, and Lexie, 4.
 

Tim Cahill (Australia)

The married forward has landed more World Cup goals than any Aussie in history. "You just release an urge of passion when you score," the 30-year-old has said.

 

Yoann Gourcuff (France)

The 23-year-old midfielder -- who is France's reigning Player of the Year -- is shy about his superstar status. "I am someone quite mysterious," Gourcuff has said. "I like to keep things to myself and not reveal too much."

Drew Barrymore: I Might Get Plastic Surgery

Add Drew Barrymore to the list of Hollywood actresses who haven't ruled out going under the knife.
"I don't want to be vain or fearful, and I don't think I'll do anything," Barrymore, 35, tells Elle magazine of potential plastic surgery.
"But if I want to do something, I will. From my perspective, there’s no reason to be afraid of aging, because if you age, you're lucky! The alternative is death."
PHOTOS: Drew's hair over the years
The grown-up child actress next stars in this summer's romantic comedy Going the Distance -- with her ex-boyfriend, Justin Long. Barrymore doesn't mind being without a man, she tells the mag. "If you're 35 and single and it's a choice, it feels fine," she says.
"So I didn't settle with the wrong person yet. Big deal!" Barrymore has been married twice (to bar owner Jeremy Thomas and comedian Tom Green) and has dated Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti.
PHOTOS: Drew and other stars who wed too young
The star -- who debuted in 1982's ET -- also shrugs off her goofy public image. "I make movies. I have a passion. Puppies and daisies don’t accomplish anything. That's not me at all."
Barrymore also concedes that she had exhausted herself at the end of 2009. "I've been burning the candle at both ends, and as of last December, I just didn't have anything left."
PHOTOS: Drew's wild style
She continues, "I've been so aggressive about living life to the fullest and being plugged into everything, but now I've ripped the plug out of the wall and put it on the floor for a while."
How is she rejuvenating? "I'm thinking about the same things as when I was 15, about spirituality and who I am, who I want to be. It's cocoon, pupa, larva, and f***, I'm reborn!"

NADYALOGUES Written & performed by NADYA GINSBURG

NADYA GINSBURG comes to the Renberg with her newest solo show! Madonna, Cher and all the other bitches are back for an evening of original characters, celebrity skewering and song.
Nadya has been called "the woman of a thousand voices: and has lent her talent for shape-shifting alongside the likes of Parker Posey and Roseanne Barr, along with everything from Animé cartoons to feature film and network television.
Come spend an evening with the deliciously twisted mind of Nadya as she takes you on a journey from Madonna to the Moon!
 THE RENBERG THEATREFriday & Saturday, July 9 & 10 at 8 p.m.


Tickets: $20Click here to purchase tickets

Glee Leads Emmy Nominees, True Blood Stars Snubbed

Beginner's luck?
Glee and Modern Family -- TV's new breakout hits last season -- lead the 62nd Primetime Emmy nominations, which were announced Thursday morning.
Both Fox's glee-club comedy scored 19 nominations, and ABC's family sitcom scored 14.
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Among Glee's stars, Lea Michele, Matthew Morrison, Chris Colfer and Jane Lynch nabbed nominations; the freshman show is also up for Best Comedy Series.
Notably snubbed: the stars of HBO's mega-hit True Blood. Although the vampire series garnered nods for Outstanding Drama Series plus writing, casting and makeup, stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer were ignored by the Academy.
PHOTOS: How the stars looked at last year's Emmys
Up for Outstanding Comedy Series: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Glee, Modern Family, Nurse Jackie
The Office and 30 Rock.
Joked Tina Fey (who was also nominated for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series), "This is great news. We're grateful and excited. Especially since today is the fifth anniversary of the day NBC forgot to cancel us."
PHOTOS: Before they were on True Blood
In the Outstanding Drama Series category: Breaking Bad, Dexter, The Good Wife, Lost, Mad Men, and
True Blood.
See the full nominees list here. The statues are handed out August 29.
Tell Us: do you agree with this year's nominees?

Eclipse's Top 10 Shirtless Hunks. YOUR WELCOME!!!!

Robert Pattinson

Does the real-life Edward Cullen ever get jealous of co-star Taylor Lautner? "I want to have better hair than him," Pattinson, 24, has joked. "I want to have a better six-pack!"
 

Kellan Lutz

"I could be super ripped if I didn't eat so many gummy bears," Lutz tells Us. But the actor, 25, cut back on his favorite candy when he shot a Calvin Klein underwear campaign. "I started training parts of my legs that I hardly ever trained. I tried to bulk up to make the underwear look good."
 

Taylor Lautner

The 18-year-old actor famously packed on 26 lbs of muscle for New Moon. "It's actually quite uncomfortable knowing so many people are seeing [my body]!" Lautner told Us in 2009. "It's a little bit embarrassing."
 

Chaske Spencer

The 35-year-old actor took a time out from the gym between New Moon and Eclipse. "I need to gain more weight, but you have to take breaks in between those so you can pack on weight," Spencer tells Us. "I want to get up to 210, maybe 220."
 

Tyson Houseman

Is the 20-year-old actor (who plays werewolf Quil) looking for a girlfriend? "I don't like to get into my personal life that much," he has said. "But I can say that I like people with a lot of creative energy, and a passion for whatever it is that they do."
 

Bronson Pelletier

How does the 23-year-old actor (who plays werewolf Jared) keep his toned abs looking tanned? "Good old bronzer," he tells Us.

 

Kiowa Gordon

"When we showed up, they were like, 'We got you a personal trainer. You guys are gonna train hard!'" Gordon, 20, says of his first day on set. "And so we were like, 'Sweet, we get to work out!'"

 

Alex Meraz

"I don't think I ever have a shirt on," the actor, 25, jokes to Us. "It's fun!"

 

Peter Facinelli

"It became almost like an in-house competition," Facinelli, 36, tells Us of working out in-between takes. "Sometimes we would work out three times a day. But eventually, I was like, 'OK, Kellan wins!'"

 

Xavier Samuel

How is the 26-year-old Australian handling his new fame? "I'm not under the microscope in the same fashion that a lot of the other cast members are," Samuel has said. "I think I can slide under the radar a little bit more, but getting any attention at all is completely new for me."

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Quits

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley resigned Thursday, according to TMZ.
Earlier in the day, Holley defended the actress, 24, saying Lohan's 90-day jail sentence was too harsh.
"Ms. Lohan and I are extremely disappointed in the sentence handed down by Judge Revel," she told UsMagazine.com in a statement. "We believe that the penalty is far harsher than what others would have received under similar circumstances. The reality is that Ms. Lohan, like most defendants, had to balance work commitments with court requirements. To be punished so severely for doing so, particularly in light of the fact that she substantially complied with each of her probationary conditions, is harsh and unfair. That said, Ms. Lohan is prepared to serve her jail time and to comply with the Court's orders."
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Chapman also defended Lohan's manicure, which included the message "F*** You."
"With respect to Ms. Lohan's nails, the fact is, the words could barely be seen by the naked eye," she said. "That a courtroom camera, purportedly there to accurately chronicle the proceedings, would use a telephoto lens to zoom in as it did to Ms. Lohan's fingernail is a commentary on the entire issue."

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Lohan, who must begin serving her sentence July 20, has been Twittering that her human rights are being violated.

On Twitter, she wrote: "It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that.... No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."

Melissa Etheridge's Angry Ex Seeking Full Custody of Their Twins

Melissa Etheridge's former domestic partner Tammy Lynn Michaels is seeking full custody of their 3-year-old twins, TMZ reports.
According to the site, she has filed papers asking for full legal and physical custody of children Johnnie and Miller, as well as spousal support.
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Her only mistake: TMZ notes that she filed a dissolution of marriage rather than a dissolution of domestic partnership. She and Etheridge, 49, did not qualify to marry during the time that they established their union, the site claims.
PHOTOS: Stars who are very friendly with their exes
Michaels recently blogged that she was blindsided when Etheridge filed for dissolution of their domestic partnership July 2. In her papers, Etheridge stated that she wanted joint custody of the children (Michaels carried the twins to term after being impregnated by an anonymous sperm donor).
Etheridge and Michaels became domestic partners in August 2005. They announced their split in April.